For like 2 years, I've been thinking of resigning. Yep! It took me that long to think and finally decided to go for it.
What to put in a resignation letter?
I asked my friend, Enteng, and here is his reply (through chat)
ako: ano nilalagay sa resignation letter pala?
enteng: di na talaga nakakatuwa bad trip.
ako: yep
enteng: Dear Mr. SOB,
ako: sige tuloy mo.
ako: You fucked up SOB ba ang kasunod?
enteng: I hereby submit my irrevocable resignation. (kelangan may word na yun para di ka nila mapilit bumalik, unless gusto mo mag counter offer sila. hehehe)
enteng: This is because I founded a new company with my colleagues Enteng and Kani, called Nakamura Company.
ako: hahaha LOL (laughing out loud)
ako: LMAO (laughing my ass off)
enteng: Where service costs are guaranteed 10% cheaper than your fucking company*.
enteng: where employees are well compensated and respected.
enteng: Where no fucked SOBs run the place.
ako: no bundee clocks lagay din dapat
enteng: So I thank you for the experience you have provided.
enteng: Because I will be using those experiences (albeit limited) to compete with your sorry ass company.
enteng: Good Day.
enteng: Sincerely yours,
enteng: Ako
astig di ba? yun lang. :D
*I took the liberty of editing my conversations with Enteng so as not to give you an idea where we are working but of course some of you know where.
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